Kitty Alarm Clock
My cats definitely wake me up every morning...man, they are a demanding bunch. They haven't gone as far as biting me though. They do the whole-trample with all their body weight, paw at the face and meowing and chirping.
There was one hilarious time, I was at my boyfriends and we were sleeping classy style on a mattress on the floor and their was a boxspring against the wall beside us. Turtles, my fluffy hefty male cat decided to be creative and launch himself off the boxspring, right onto my gut with all his might. At first, I was cranky but I thought about it how it must of look, and laughed my buns off. I would of loved to have go that on tape.
When cats are hungry, there's no stopping them.